When thinking of what to put in a blog post, you'd be amazed at the things you come up with...
So, I Thomas Andrew Wilson, have have decided to come up with this list containing everything that every human being must do before they die, if they haven't done them already. I'm sure the filthier minded of you will think of some additions to this list, but here goes...
1. Be born
2. Fall off a bike
3. Sing in the shower
4. Refuse to eat any more greens
5. Give your friend a punch after spotting a yellow car
6. Break a mobile phone
7. Make a prank call
8. Receive a prank call
9. Write a Blog
10. Learn how to swear in a foreign language
11. Be sent to the head's office
12. Miss a bus/train
13. Do something you'll really regret in the future
14. Get very drunk
15. Bunk off school
16. Wind someone up until the point where they threaten to kill you or themself
17. Spray or shave someone's hair whilst they're asleep
18. Put an England flag up outside your window
19. Stay up all night
20. Draw a mustache or devil horns on someone's face in a newspaper
21. Kick a football into a neighbour's garden
22. Get told off for the above
23. Spend 10 hours solid on a games console
24. Do a fart so smelly that everyone in the room is forced to evacuate
25. Own a rape alarm
26. Text someone so their phone will hopefully go off in a really awkward place, eg a library or an important business meeting
27. Make a turban out of a t-shirt and start dancing Bollywood style!
28. Get sunburnt whilst sunbathing
29. Cut yourself whilst shaving, by accident of course
30. Do the 'sniffer test' to see if your pants are clean
31. Buy one of your mates a really inappropriate birthday card
32. Sing 'dry your eyes mate' at a really insensitive moment
33. Cry with laughter
34. Bet on the Grand National
35. Walk into a lamppost whilst texting
36. Snap a string on a guitar
37. Get rugby tackled
38. Fall over whilst drunk
39. Have a water fight
40. Wear your undies outside your trousers so you look like a superhero
41. Get paranoid that there definitely is a terrorist on your plane
42. Attempt to fly
43. Make a sandcastle
44. Attempt a piggy back that has as many people as possible piled on top of eachother
45. Have a pile on
46. Attempt to throw a piece of paper into a bin from a reasonable distance
47. Try to lick your elbow
48. Find something you were looking for ages to find, after you've brought a replacement
49. Ignore the instruction manual and do it 'your way'
50. Take part in an egg and spoon race
51. Do the conga
52. Meet someone famous and get them to sign your arse
53. Climb a tree
54. Fall out of a tree
55. Blow somebody else's candles out on their birthday cake
56. Fall up the stairs
57. Adopt a stray cat and name it Tibbles
58. Own a pet Goldfish
59. Drop French at the earliest opportunity
60. Cheat on a school test
61. Wreck a pair of white trainers by getting them really muddy
62. Score, in every meaning of the word
63. Stay awake until midnight on New Year's Eve
64. Die your hair blonde, even if you're naturally blonde
65. Have a thumb war with someone, and win
66. Take a dump in the model toilets in B&Q
67. Walk in dog poo
68. Read a book, backwards
69. Learn how to write your name in Arabic
70. Name your child after a TV character
71. Watch the whole series of a TV programme without a single break
72. Sneak your rubbish into a mate's pocket because you're too lazy to find a bin
73. Roll down a hill
74. Wear a pair of sunglasses when it's raining
75. Listen to a song over and over again until the point where you can memorise the lyrics
76. Wear your partners underwear for a day without them, or anyone else, noticing
77. Do the 'Mr Bean' trouser trick
78. Master the art of Tiddlywinks
79. Play Chicken
80. Play Numberwang
81. Race your pet rabbit around the garden
82. Keg a mate
83. Double Keg a mate
84. Ride a horse
85. Start a chant at a football match, the more violent/rude the better
86. Put a potato up someone's exhaust, preferably a neighbour nobody likes
87. Play on a games console blindfolded, and win
88. Buy an issue of FHM/Nuts/Zoo
89. Win a game of pub cricket
90. Buy everyone in the pub a drink
91. Act sober whilst in the company of family, (whilst drunk of course)
92. Try to carry 6 glasses at once
93. Perfect a backflip
94. Spray a stranger with Lynx
95. Develop the ability to make the perfect beans on toast
96. Make a daisy chain that's 1,000 daisy's long
97. Invent your own word or phrase
98. Dodge all the stewards at a sports event and make it onto the pitch
99. Run off with someone's wig
100. Run a marathon
I think that everyone should be given this list, and they can stick it above their bed and tick off every accomplishment, the quickest to complete all 100 would win a prize too, but that's probably not going to happen. I hope you enjoyed reading this list and will try and complete the list yourself.
Cheers
twils
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